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hist0ryrepeats:

medievalthedas:

From Medieval Panorama, p. 137.

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Lemme tell you, working in Child Protective Services in 15th century France was a dead-end job. Most of the cases were just some old hags tying down their kids in their stupid rocking beds. And I thought, “Man, maybe they’ll make kid leashes in the next few centuries”. And they did. I was being sarcastic. Anyway, it was real boring, so I started wearing a skull mask and talking all ominous-like. Needless to say, I got fired.

hist0ryrepeats:

medievalthedas:

From Medieval Panorama, p. 137.

._.

Lemme tell you, working in Child Protective Services in 15th century France was a dead-end job. Most of the cases were just some old hags tying down their kids in their stupid rocking beds. And I thought, “Man, maybe they’ll make kid leashes in the next few centuries”. And they did. I was being sarcastic. Anyway, it was real boring, so I started wearing a skull mask and talking all ominous-like. Needless to say, I got fired.

4 months ago

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